Katy cat is getting fat! And that is that! A couple of people said to me that Katy is a bit podgy and that is a bit dodgy! Inspired me to write a poem . Katy said hmmm! Cheek!
Katy is it time for Tea?
Katy cat
Is getting fat
So a diet it will be
Not so many tasty treats
Every day for your tea
So don’t meow
Or make a row
And look so sad
It really is not that bad
These treats I know they are quite tasty
And you are very hasty
To eat them a lot
Oh dear then I forgot
As love you dearly it’s true
Every funny cat thing you do
And you nag me so oh dear
But I fear
Too much food will make you fat
And that is that
I don’t want you to explode here!
I make that very clear
So a diet it will be
I’ll cut down on your tea
Put you on an exercise bike
Is that something you would like!
To get that waistline down
Now please don’t frown
We want you to look pretty
As I write this ditty
So play with your catnip mouse
All around the house
And I’ll get your slim fast cat treat here
On this plate oh dear!
You don’t like it what a shame
It’s not just a game
A silth like cat you must be
I think we all agree