Podgy Puss

Katy cat is getting fat! And that is that! A couple of people said to me that Katy is a bit podgy and that is a bit dodgy! Inspired me to write a poem . Katy said hmmm! Cheek!

Katy is it time for Tea?

Katy cat

Is getting fat

So a diet it will be

Not so many tasty treats

Every day for your tea

So don’t meow

Or make a row

And look so sad

It really is not that bad

These treats I know they are quite tasty

And you are very hasty

To eat them a lot

Oh dear then I forgot

As love you dearly it’s true

Every funny cat thing you do

And you nag me so oh dear

But I fear

Too much food will make you fat

And that is that

I don’t want you to explode here!

I make that very clear

So a diet it will be

I’ll cut down on your tea

Put you on an exercise bike

Is that something you would like!

To get that waistline down

Now please don’t frown

We want you to look pretty

As I write this ditty

So play with your catnip mouse

All around the house

And I’ll get your slim fast cat treat here

On this plate oh dear!

You don’t like it what a shame

It’s not just a game

A silth like cat you must be

I think we all agree