Katy cat are you here?
Now you know how i hold you very dear
But what can you sit on now?
Oh wow!
The iPad or my new shirt
A cushion or my just ironed skirt!
An Amazon box does take favour too
When you need to hide or feeling blue !
Don’t even take a leaving bow!
You just jump and growl
At The cat next door!
Oh! You’ve just got it pinned to the floor!
You’re supposed to be a relaxing pet
But that is something I have to see yet!
You rush around like a looney cat
Under this and over that!
Knock over everything in sight
See the cat next door for a fight!
Sick on the carpet,please not!
Now your cat food I have forgot!
Well…My nerves are frayed
Today I prayed
That this pussycat would behave
And be cute
Not sit on my boot
But there you are in a box
You’ve scratched the sofa
And stolen my sox
You sit in Pollys dog bed without a blink
It really does make you think!
My lap you sit on with comfort too
And stick your claws in my arm oh phew!
The pain is that is like a needle jab
an injection from the doctors lab!
Sometimes you make me feel so cross
As you do really think you are the boss
Then at last you lay down and purr
With your beautiful face and lovely fur
So it is really all worth that while
To share with you your special style
Bringing peace and love
To my stressful life with passion
As you sit once again ony best cushion
Meow!